A Spray tan Poem written by me!

Roses are Red,⁣ Violets are blue,⁣ I don’t need a man,⁣ All I need is a bleedin’ spray tan⁣ ⁣ Since moving to Van,⁣ I’m pale as hell,⁣ They don’t understand spray tans, ⁣ Give Tancouver a bell,⁣ A minute with her, ⁣ You’ll soon understand,⁣ Spray tan is the future,⁣ ‘N you’ll look far from bland.⁣ ⁣ She’ll fill you with confidence,⁣ And soon you’ll see,⁣ A quick glow up from Deb,⁣ And you’ll feel as sexy as Queen B!⁣ Bondi Sands, Vita Liberata or Dripping Gold,⁣ One tan with Tancouver, and you’ll be forever sold!⁣ ⁣ She knows her shit - and is the most legit,⁣ Light, Medium or Dark, she’ll help you with.⁣ It’s time to wake up, and stop damaging your skin,⁣ With UV tanning or the sun, you’re not gonna win,⁣ Get a 3 minute spray tan, and develop while you rest,⁣ Spray tanning with Tancouver,⁣ You’ll feel like your BEST!⁣

I am wearing @drippinggoldtan ⁣ 📷: @luxportrait

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